I don't know from where these lines have came, but they are indeed very funny. I have collected them over floating mails and over Internet.
People sometimes uses English language in very funny way. Enjoy the collection of best funny English language mistakes.
- Teacher in Classroom: Don’t try to talk in front of my back…!!.
- Class teacher once said: "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!".
- Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette...? ".
- Indian Teacher: I'm going out of the world to England...!
- Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father…!!!.
- Teacher in a furious mood, “Write down your name and father of your name!!”.
- Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..!!.
- “ Shh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college".
- She Started her introduction, "Hi, I am Jane, Married with two kids".
- "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board.
- "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF".
- "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter".
- "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!".
- Teacher to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!".
- Teacher Scold “If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U”.
- Teacher to students: do not spit outside, the understanding people will suffer.
- Principal, "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”.
- Teacher, “Ask the outstanding student to come inside”.
- The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with).
- "Hey, from tomorrow onward you both come together separately".
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