Collection of Best Indian PJs (Poor Jokes)

Collection of Best Indian PJs (Poor Jokes)

These are some of the best PJ collected over the time, enjoy and have fun. Keep visiting for more.

1. Tune mera dil toda
aur kiya mera
apmaan....!!!
.
Kya is bar duniya ko
bacha payega
Shaktiman....?

2. Santa: People consider me as a GOD.

Banta: How do you know??

Santa: Whenever I go to any place, people say "Hey bhagwan tu fir aa gaya"

3. After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,
.
After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,

Taste mein best, mummy aur everest.

4. There is a NOT gate which takes input as Sridevi and gives output as

Tabu.
HOW so?
Think

.

.
Because, Sridevi acted in a movie "Chandni"
and Tabu acted in a movie "Chandni Bar" ( ! Chandini Bar)

5. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.

Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now, Kush also jumps inside. Why???
Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!!!!

6. Who make Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

7. Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he

had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he
should apologise to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the
door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.

Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word..... Why

What was he thinking ?????
.
.
Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ?

8. Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...

wah wah..

Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...

wah wah..

Arre Yaar! Network me aa, teri awaaj nai aa rahi.

9. school me ladke line me khade the

pehle ladke ka naam jeet hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya hoga?
.

.

Darr !
Arre
Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

10. Raat ko dekha maine ek sunder dream..

Raat ko dekha maine ek sunder dream..

Vico turmeric, Nahi cosmetic, Vico termeric ayurvedic cream!!

11. Ek baar ek gaaaoun mei ramu naam ka aadmi rehta hai..... wo shaher chala jaata hai....

jab wo sheher se waapas aata hai to wo bahut rich ho jaata hai jisse wo gaaoun mei aaalishaaan ghar banata hai.....

ek raat ko uske ghar chor aate hain.....

but

jaisii hii wo almaari kholte hiii bahut saarii name plates unke siiir pe aaker gir jaati hain.....

saaari almaariyo me,TIJORI mei....bedroom me.... sab jagah unhe name plates miltiii hain....

bataiye kyu..!


kyunki...!

Wo shaher se bahut naam kama ke laata hai.....!!!!!