Think on these funny laws

Think on it... you will find it true

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 

4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss your excuse you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you really will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. LAW OF CONSULTANTS: Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

13. LAW OF SPECIALIZATION: People specialize in their area of greatest weakness

14. LAW OF ENEMIES: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

15. LAW OF ORGANIZATION: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

16. LAW OF LIES: Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

17. LAW OF PROBLEM SOLVING: The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

18. LAW OF DISCOVERIES: Great discoveries are made by mistake.

19. LAW OF LISTENER: A good listener is usually thinking about something else.