Funny Letters Written By Kids To God

What would be kids thinking while writing a letter to God??? 

These are some funny lines written by kids to god.

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother, but I prayed for a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,

My father told me about being born, but that doesn't sound right. He was kidding, right?
Marsha

Dear God,

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God,

Did you really mean, "Do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
Darla

Dear God,

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dona

Dear God,

I bet it is very hard for you to love all of the people in the whole world. There are only four people in our whole family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,

If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Love,

Dannie

Dear God,

In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Suzy

Dear God,

What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything.
Jane

Dear God,

It rained for our whole vacation and my father was mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you won't hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I'm not going to tell you my name.)