After Rajinikanth, CID, Anand Kejriwal, its time for Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes. Here are some of tweets from twitter.com.
• Alok Nath has 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh :)
• Neil Nitin Mukesh's girlfriend always complains ''2 log humey dekh rahe hain''.
• Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.
• You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
• "Teenon bach gaye." - Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.
• Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh's movie are never superhit because 'Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada
• What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh's father isn't the author of "THREE Mistakes Of My Life"
• When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd
• After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz "Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…""
• Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.
• Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.
• KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.
• When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..
• The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone
• Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam..!
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.
• Alok Nath has 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh :)
• Neil Nitin Mukesh's girlfriend always complains ''2 log humey dekh rahe hain''.
• Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.
• You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
• "Teenon bach gaye." - Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.
• Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh's movie are never superhit because 'Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada
• What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh's father isn't the author of "THREE Mistakes Of My Life"
• When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd
• After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz "Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…""
• Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.
• Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.
• KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.
• When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..
• The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone
• Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.
• Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam..!
• Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.
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