Collection of Very Funny Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes

After Rajinikanth, CID, Anand Kejriwal, its time for Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes. Here are some of tweets from twitter.com.

• Alok Nath has 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh :)

• Neil Nitin Mukesh's girlfriend always complains ''2 log humey dekh rahe hain''.

• Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.

• You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .

• Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.

• "Teenon bach gaye." - Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.

• Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh's movie are never superhit because 'Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada

• What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh's father isn't the author of "THREE Mistakes Of My Life"

• When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd

• After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz "Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…""

• Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.

• Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.

• KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.

• When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..

• The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone

• Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.

• Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam..!

• Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.